true hatred

welp. it is official. i officially hate carlye and it is no longer a joke. when i get time, i am going to take pictures of all the annoying shit that she has in this apartment. it is ridiculous.

i can't stop listening to mamma mia.....

okay so i've met my brother's girlfriend but i didn't have my glasses on, so i'm not exactly sure what she looks like. does that mean i actually met her or do i need to be able to recognize her? you be the judge......

where the shirt ends and the body begins...

if you ever thought that you were pale, it might help your self-esteem (self-esteem= one's level of tanness) to take a picture next to my boyfriend, wully. he is so pale, in fact, that when pictured in a white t-shirt, it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to figure out where his shirt ends and his body begins. it is so strong that i need to wear sunglasses just to look at him, or else my retinas will melt out of my eyes and stain my extremely expensive clothing. but, as long as you are wearing shades, you can guarantee to find yourself a great new profile picture for your myspace (that you pretend not to have.)

the downside to taking a picture next to wully: no matter where you are or what is around you, people will think that you are covered by a shadow, due to the severe difference in coloring between yourself and the pale beast. therefore, if you ever choose to frame a picture of you and wully, people will say "why did you choose this one if there's such a big shadow on your body?", to which you will only be able to shake your head slowly, knowing that they will never understand how one human can become so alabaster.

i hope when we have a tortoise child together, it will get its pigment from its extremely sexy, tan (adoptive) mother

how you know you're better

here is one way i know that i am friends with erin and that she trusts me more than my counterpart, ms. carlye...

yesterday i was asked, nay blessed, with the opportunity to become the godmother to the future dumptruck the tortoise. whenever dumptruck's parents can't change his/her food or when his/her tortoise aquarium needs to be cleaned, i will be there.

i don't have anything to give back yet but i am sure erin now has enough leverage to ask for something when i do.

GET TO KNOW US! meet reba!

Name: Reba

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Current Location: Bloomington, IN

Most Embarrassing Moment: Forgetting my troop name in Indian Princesses

Favorite School: Beth Hillel Academy Hebrews

What annoys you most in a person: When people don't shut-up when I want them to

What are three things you can't live without: juice, spf 15, a pillow

Do you have an arch nemesis: I am too nice

Have you ever hated Carlye: Only when I'm not mentioned in her blog

Have you ever read one of Carlye's articles: I liked when she wrote about food and music

What is your favorite episode of "Arrested Development": When Tobias is Ms. Featherbottom

What is your favorite type of shoe: gym-shoes

What is your favorite Beetles song: Across the Universe

What is your favorite underwear: mine

Where is your favorite place to eat ice cream: Loves

What celebrity do you wanna do: Ricky Gervais, but for age appropriateness...Chris Marquette

What is your favorite thing white people like: Coffee and being offended

If you could write your own Facebook bumper sticker what would it say: I am white because I like to play children's games as adults

Who did you buy your computer from: Asan from Best Buy

Favorite websites: postsecret.com, perezhilton.com, freerice.com

How many times will you read this blog: Everyday if I have to

GET TO KNOW US! meet erin!

hey guys! we thought the best way to get to know us is to learn a little more about us...













Name: Erin

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Current Location: Pretending to be in Wilmette

Most Embarrassing Moment: When I asked a stranger if he was a Mustang (in reference to the Romona Elementary School Mustangs)
Favorite School: Romona

What annoys you most in a person: When they don't smile with their teeth, when their name has an unnecessary "e" at the end of it, when they date their old teachers

What are three things you can't live without: Holding a squishy pillow in my sleep, my blue sweatpants that I've worn every day for almost 8 years (gross), a water bottle in my purse at all times

Do you have an arch nemesis: Currently accepting applications for a new one!!!

Have you ever hated Carlye: Every day

Have you ever read one of Carlye's articles: NO WAY!

What is your favorite episode of "Arrested Development": The one when Gob has a wife that he forgot about and he thinks her name is possibly Crindy

What is your favorite type of shoe: Moccasins-- comfort meets indian culture...cant get much better than that!

What is your favorite Beetles song: "Golden Slumbers" from Abbey Road

What is your favorite underwear: Some white ones that say in green and blue writing all over it "my dog is so cute. my dog is cuter than your dog. my dog is so cute so cute!"

Where is your favorite place to eat ice cream: LOVES!

What celebrity do you wanna do: Jim from the office or MICHAEL from prison break...i would gladly harbor a fugitive to touch his tatooed body

What is your favorite thing white people like: "knowing what's best for poor people"

If you could write your own Facebook bumper sticker what would it say: "secretly planning every aspect of our wedding should make things go smoothly in the future, should we ever actually get engaged"

Who did you buy your computer from: I think his name was Simba

Favorite websites: whoishotter.com, babyvsbaby.com, stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, freerice.com, anything that's from "stumbleupon"

How many times will you read this blog: once every few months